If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it.

Just calm down and think, sir. Think. Where is your wife?

The problem with many people is that they would plant a pear tree and expect it to bear some mango fruit.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

We are the eyes through which the Univers observes itself and knows itself divine.

I'm running my mouth a lot and I'm looking for a guy to shut me up. If you don't shut me up, I'm going to keep running my mouth.

Thinking back about throwing myself at certain gentlemen that had no interest in me, that'll bring a blush to my face if I think about it too often.

I am a Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech.

To a father who loves his children victor has no charms. When the heart speaks, glory itself is an illusion.

My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.

I just think winners win. And guys who won all the way through high school and college, the best player at every level, they have a way of making things happen and winning games.