Every breath is a giveaway dance between you and the plants.

My goal in life is to get as old as I possibly can, to have as much fun as I possibly can, and then die.

Life is not a popularity contest

Take back your power! I wish you the wisdom to realize that the problem isn't that they keep lying to you

The problem in public life is learning to overcome terror; the problem in married life is learning to overcome boredom.

My three best friends get me through everything: I need cute jeans, my kids are driving me crazy, I'm throwing a party, whatever. They keep me dialed in.

Getting candor right - with your reports, your peers, and your boss - is a skill that can make or break your career.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I get emotional when young people get nostalgic about my work. That's why it's called nostalgia. Sometimes I even cry.

Pollution is a necessary result of the inability of man to reform and transform waste.

Nothing will behave in the logical way you have come to expect.

A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.