Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Pats cīnies, palīdz, domā, spried un sver, Pats esi kungs, pats laimei – durvis ver!

You can multiply your life through work, not jobs

A word into the silence thrown always finds its echo somewhere where silence opens hidden lexicons.

If you're hungry enough...even poison tastes good.

He that knows nothing doubts nothing.

In fact, many children come to autism clinics early on with GI/bowel disturbances.

There may be circumstances in this life that God uses to keep bringing us back to Him, looking for His grace.

If being a spokesman for a generation is a fleeting occupation, being a symbol of an era is downright dangerous for anyone who has the bad luck to outlive it.

Gosh, I couldn't even talk right until I was about 6 years old or something like that.

I quit drinking every night, at 1:30 A.M.