I quit drinking every night, at 1:30 A.M.

There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.

When I'm in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I'm in a movie.

I want to make sure I'm with a girl that's a good kisser, and that when I wake up, I have coffee and a cigarette. That's all I really want out of life. That, and world domination.

Some things were made to be felt

That's why I played music; my social skills were limited. I think a lot of people that experience that pick up guitars, because they can't communicate otherwise.

They don't make coats for this kind of cold

Bad nights lead to better days

While you can fill every heart as your own full of laughter loud as gold and passion quick as silver.

Is it possible to love someone too much? You bet.

I kiss her mouth and I know... for everything there is a word... for everything but this.

The doors that open and close in our lives are not nearly as important as the person we are when we open them.

A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind's battered heart.

Everything you experience is a blessing and pushes you toward realizing your true self.

Grunge is a hippied romantic version of punk.

I have always made films simultaneously, so they go hand in hand. I think that my books are like films.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

Reality television is a scripted hyper-life that employs writers, but won't allow them to call themselves writers or join the union.

Pride is a wound and vanity is the scab on it. One's life picks at the scab to open that wound again and again. Among men it seldom heals and often grows septic.

Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.