Don't want to turn into mini-me.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

The only thing that holds you back from your success is fear of the unknown

That which you manifest is before you

I'm looking forward to meeting my new team-mates and to be playing for Arsenal in the Premier League and Champions League. I will give my best to Arsenal and want to make all the supporters happy.

Having an energy conversation without talking about climate is like talking about smoking and not talking about cancer.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.

I get to see the world and try to make people happy. I'm very much of a wandering spirit, if you'll pardon the expression.

The greatest slave in a kingdom is generally the king of it.

As self-governing entities, artists have a profound interest in change. Embracing change, we embrace growth and we embrace our future.

My job is to evaluate the field, pick the guy that I think is most open and make a good throw.