Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Fear born of that stern matron Responsibility.

I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.

It was the straying that found the path direct.

You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

Life is going forth; death is returning home.

You don't look so much like a great hero,' Jarrah said. 'I'm pretty sure I'm not,' Mack said wearily. 'My throat is hoarse from screaming in terror. I don't think heroes have that problem.

Regarding comments attributed to me in the Los Angeles Times - allegedly made on a bus trip from Germany to Holland in 1998 - I emphatically denounce such comments as false.

A little known area often defines the fortunes of leaders -- management skills.

I think the best work flows out of a collaborative environment.

This is where the guys who copy me are planted: I do not use auto-tune, I sing. That's my advice!