Don't look back, because someone might be gaining on you.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice.

It is easy enough to be pleasant when life flows by like a song. But the man worthwhile is one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong.

Court a mistress, she denies you; let her alone, she will court you.

The real difference between telling what happened and telling a story about what happened is that instead of being a victim of our past, we become master of it.

Every president when he is elected has to live with the pluses and minuses his predecessor leaves, which includes benefits as well as burdens.

The ANC will rule South Africa until Jesus comes back.

I'm not here to cast aspersions on anyone. I'm trying to unify the party, not find fault.

With every choice you make, be conscious of what need it serves.

I've learned over the years that sometimes if you ask the same question more than once you get different responses.

Let us all remember this: one cannot proclaim the Gospel of Jesus without the tangible witness of one's life.