Dogs are us, only innocent.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

Pain can be washed out with a song. / Pain can become jazz digested and transformed.

Knowing where you are going takes the uncertainty out of getting there

When you work with a great director, you realise you are far from being a director.

Working at the National Theatre is just wonderful. There is no place like the South Bank on a summer's afternoon.

I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded. “See? It hurts people.

Afraid? Of whom am I afraid? Not death. For who is he?

This kind of love doesn't work very well, it destorys the nature of love.

What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that's what people are hungry to read about.

The actors that I do know are people who I think have souls, you know?