Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Use your profession to fund your passion.

It was the freedom to experiment that made this experiment called Freedom possible.

My touchstone is just fear and anxiety and I know a lot about those two awful emotions.

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

Many men of science and poets have in their own manner, by various ways and means, and aided by others, sought unceasingly to create a more tolerable world for everyone.

But you grab a moment, or you let it pass.

I think it's more than whether or not you win or lose. It's having that opportunity on that final round, final nine, to come down the stretch with a chance to win.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

Destroy them later?" Cal offered, which was probably as close to friendly as he ever got.

I've got some good saints out there - that's right - that pray for me constantly. You've gotta have that! You do.