Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Prayer is a powerful weapon.

There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.

Life is the farce which everyone has to perform.

That which one cannot experience in daily life is not true for oneself.

It is our duty to create a social milieu in which the young and the socially weak feel that the present and future belong to them.

Running gives you a great opportunity to work stuff out in your head.

In a key--but commonly overlooked--aspect of obesity, weight gain can be caused by the slightest increases in consumption, if it continues day in and day out.

What matters is the face you show the world, not the quaking mess behind it.

Some people have vivid imagination, some not so vivid, but everybody has vivid dreams.