Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Books, I found, had the power to make timestand still, retreat or fly into the future.

A brave world, sir, full of religion, knavery, and change: we shall shortly see better days.

And almost everyone when age, disease, or sorrows strike him, inclines to think there is a God, or something very like him.

A woman who does not become the slave of just one man becomes the slave of all men.

The organ of perception acts more readily than judgment.

Inspiration Unlimited is more than an e-Magazine. I would rather call it an alchemy of learning and inspiration. It really inspires many people in many ways.

If it's a story that I feel is exciting and necessary, those are really motivating factors for me.

That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things.

Don't be rushed, be sure.

The Mother of the universe is the Mother of all. From Her have come out both good and evil.