Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I feel like knowledge is power: If you know how to take care of yourself, you can be a better version of yourself.

When I feel like my body is exhausted, I focus on making my fifth Olympic team so I can push through it.

The ideal artist is he who knows everything, feels everything, experiences everything, and retains his experience in a spirit of wonder and feeds upon it with creative lust.

If the governments devalue the currency in order to betray all creditors, you politely call this procedure 'inflation'.

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

The only luxury is time. The time you get to spend with your family.

Lose not courage, lose not faith, go forward.

No inspiration comes from nowhere. No invention is based on nothing. You always need to be tuned up and be ready to start receiving the energy you look for.

The writer is the person who stays in the room.

It's amazing to me that they're cutting physical education programs in the school systems.