Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

My soul remembered him, my heart connected with him but time had separated him from wanting me right now.

Great is the Lord. He is worthy of praise. He is my hope, my joy and my strength.

All success comes down to this . . . action

We all make mistakes but one has to move on.

Strength is derived from unity. The range of our collective vision is far greater when individual insights become one.

Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.

I don't know how to sell out. If I tried to sell out I don't think I could.

Caring for an Alzheimer's patient is a situation that can utterly consume the lives and well-being of the people giving care, just as the disorder consumes its victims.

My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.

It's an infinite creative universe to explore so why chase conservative options?