Communism is a form of society where the less people have to eat, the more they have to swallow.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future.

The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".

Terror made me cruel.

At UCLA I quickly learned the knack of getting grades, a craven surrender to custom, since grades had little to do with learning.

And one day we will die and our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea. But for now we are young; let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see.

I first started writing fiction in college because I was attracted to beautiful sentences. I loved to read them. I wanted to write them.

People are people. We'll always find a way to mess up, doesn't matter who's in charge.

I think anyone who has a job in the entertainment industry that is ongoing and then decides they get bored and doesn't want to do it anymore is foolish!

In this business if you're good, you're right six times out of ten. You're never going to be right nine times out of ten.

I like being on the floor, listening in on the huddles. It makes me feel like a player again.