Communism is a form of government under which every citizen at election time enjoys the privilege of voting Yes.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

My first-year mentor Leslie taught me that the hurrieder we go, the behinder we get.

We know the inner call to lay down our lives for one another because He laid down His life for us. What a powerful death! The cross ransoms, the cross liberates, the cross transforms!

Purity in person and in morals is true godliness.

If you're bored, you don't know the real God.

Creative expression and visual comprehension are really the handmaidens of art. One cannot thrive without the other.

The families of our friends are always a disappointment.

There is no doubt that genius lasts longer than beauty.

War is like any other bad relationship. Of course you want out, but at what price? And perhaps more importantly, once you get out, will you be any better off?" - Quellcrist Falconer

There's very little solid research on readership, yet people make pronouncements about it all the time.

So dancing was not something I had a great desire to do.