Comedians are thinkers. The best ones are akin to philosophers, in my opinion.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

There is no true freedom without time freedom. And there is no time freedom without financial freedom.

Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me.

I ride because there’s nothing like in the world. It’s a passion. It’s something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.

I would say probably Pirates of Silicon Valley just because I'm proud of the work, playing Gates.

Nature is with us if we can learn how to align with it and not break the basic laws that generate life.

For me, my travels have been the chance to go to a place that already exists in my imagination.

The lie is elaborate and exact.

There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong.

Far off in the red mangroves an alligator has heaved himself onto a hummock of grass and lies there, studying his poems.

Look upon others as being part of yourself.