Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

It was a fungal party hellscape.

The big room or big suite doesn't mean a lot to me. It is what the people do or don't do that matters.

I'm more afraid of falling than I am of flying high. I'm not as scared of dying as I am of growing old. Every battle has its glory and its consequence.

Study as if you have not reached your goal - hold it as if you were afraid of losing what you have.

A nation's character is the sum of its splendid deeds; they constitute one common patrimony, the nation's inheritance. They awe foreign powers, they arouse and animate our own people.

One must look at what impiety hates, what puts it in a rage, what it attacks always, everywhere, and with fury - that will be the truth.

Care is taken that trees do not grow into the sky.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

I don't know whether the world is full of smart men bluffing or imbeciles who mean it.

The great basis of the Christian faith is compassion; do not dismiss that from your hearts, neither will your Maker.