Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

It is the sensitive people in any organization that become aware of the need to discover the acceptable "middle" ground between "profit only" and "people only" and act accordingly.

One day you will be nostalgic for today.

I love the scent of winter. I love the scent of winter enough to suffer the cold for it.

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like.

To understand and be understood, those are among life's greatest gifts, and every interaction is an opportunity to exchange them

I think being famous is more of a hindrance, a constraint, than just letting yourself be free.

I understand the Second Amendment. I support it. People have the right to bear arms.

Compassion isn't morose; it's something replenishing and opening; that's why it makes us happy.

The real fight is about what should be in the marketplace and what should not. Should education be a marketable commodity? Should healthcare?