Caring is love. And love fights! Love doesn't look for the path of least resistance.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

A women can run, hide, play and have fun but she will shine far better when she just smiles without none.

Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.

Memory loss is one way of coping with damage.

There is no problem this universe can hand you that you aren't innately designed to solve. If it has been handed to you, it can be handled by you. This is the brilliant effectiveness of our design.

Scout, I´m telling you for the last time, shut your trap or go home - I declare to the Lord you´re gettin´ more like a girl every day!” With that, I had no option but to join them.

Don't start a company unless it's an obsession and something you love. If you have an exit strategy, it's not an obsession.

Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly not a call to violent revolution.

One way to get very humble is to dedicate the work you're going to do to your community.

Share what you do profusely, because it will be remixed by others into something new, rich and strange.