Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Fire to my ice. Ice to my fever.

A true writer cuts their heart open and bleeds all over the page...

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.

The early years were more about learning than about acting. I had to carry on my father's work, which was a big challenge.

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !

Pros like myself played football not for money or glory, but for the simplest reason: the love of the game.

New York's like a boxing match. In Hollywood, it's like a Fellini movie or something.

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

Mom raised us to believe that every lie puts something out there in the world that's inevitably going to come back and bite you in the petunia.

Where there is Torah it sustains the world.

The relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic one. Commitment is healthiest when it is not without doubt but in spite of doubt.