Screwed Up Quotes

Screwed Up Quote of the day

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me," He whispered. "I love you, Claire

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful.

You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

The best people in the world aren't those who never fail - but those who fail and learn something from it. I hope that your goal in life isn't to slide safely into death not having screwed up much.

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.

I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up.

We're just as screwed up as you.

People say 'Poor guy.' That insults me. I despise sympathy. So I screwed up. I made some mistakes. 'Poor guy,' like I'm some victim. There's nothing poor about me.

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up.

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared, even the people who seem to have it more or less together.

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon.

I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this is just a test. I just don't know what the test is yet.

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.

I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers.

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

Your past doesn't define you. Only your present and your future. If your life is screwed up, stop making excuses. What are you going to do about it today?

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'?

I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day.

I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people.