Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

If a person who grew up in an unhappy family cannot reprogram the sub consciousness he will not be able to create a strong marital union in the future

Children arrive animists. They learn about life, themselves, and empathy by imagining the liveliness of everything they come into contact with.

I think my journalism is for readers who are smart and know that most people are lying to them, or being patronizing...

If there was a simple formula for success and it was easy to follow, everyone would be doing it.

If you don't give inspiration an opportunity, it will never arrive.

Sooner or later... one has to take sides. If one is to remain human.

You need lucky breaks to be successful.

I am an anarchist, like any other sensible person. ~ Merlyn

Certainly no valid answer is ever gained by excluding any factors of the problem; that was the Puritans' error.