Can't is the cancer of happening.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

But as long as something is never even started, you never have to worry about it ending. It has endless potential.

All that he had of her was his memory, where he held every moment, every single moment that she had been his. That was all he had, to keep out the loneliness.

This summer had been about finding herself, and learning to accept love in its various forms -- and to give love. - Quinn Reynolds

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.

Every second that you're filming, you have a myriad of choices to make.

Most people I know live their lives moving in a constant forward direction, the whole time looking backward.

[The Clean Power Plan] is not the all-of-the-above energy strategy needed to boost job creation and reduce energy prices for families.

But it can be hard to experiment when you're in a band.

When I travel, I have almost all of my possessions with me. That's how little I own.

Can't wait to start camp on Monday. Feeling really hungry this year. Watch out world.