By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

There is no samkit (vision with right belief that I am Pure Soul) where there are kashays [anger, pride, deceit and greed], and where there are no kashays, there is samkit (self realization).

Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind

Till it does come, you know, we women never mean to have anybody. It is a thing of course among us, that every man is refused, till he offers.

I look at Jerusalem as being a beacon for the three monotheistic religions.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

Mature love has a bliss not even imagined by newlyweds.

One performer whose band played my music better than I could myself was Art Farmer. He recorded 'Sing Me Softly of the Blues' and 'Ad Infinitum'.

In order for me to 'endorse' an intelligence, I need to carry out lots of research.

I can guarantee you one thing, we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis.

Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life.