But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Since extra-sensory perception (ESP) is awareness of the world beyond the senses, it would be inappropriate to term this Sixth Sense ‘extrasensory’.

One of the greatest advantages of singleness is the potential for greater focus on Christ and accomplishing work for Him.

Often expecting immediate returns for goodness in this world is a sign of a normal human being

Stephen had spared no expense in making himself more unhappy, his own position as a rejected lover clearer.

No one stays for you. Everybody stays depending on their need for you.

The most acceptable service of God is doing good to man.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.

Change your thinking. Change your life! Your thoughts create your reality. Practice positive thinking. Act the way you want to be, and soon you will be the way you act.

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.