But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

How unhappy does one have to be before living seems worse than dying?

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth

There is no debate in the scientific community...We need [Congress] to change things, not to deny what's happening.

Nothing that readers say or do strikes me as a nuisance. Anyone who cracks open a book of mine is, to me, a gem.

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

The last possible deed is that which defines perception itself, an invisible golden chord that connects us: illegal dancing in the courthouse corridors.

Superstition is a quality that seems indigenous to the ocean.

Fear is a psychic tyrant that has no intention of letting its slave go free. It will say whatever it needs to say to confuse your thinking... It will always seek to preserve itself.

God does not challenge weak people - he has laid this upon me and I'm not going to question it.

There's a lot of intelligence in the hands.When you pick up a shovel, the hands know what to do. The same thing's true of sitting at the piano.