I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

...above all, do not fret until you know that you really have a cause for it.

If the brutal facts are not faced by leaders, the brutal reality sets in.

It's a natural thing for a child to lose a parent. I lost my mom too young but it happened. And I'm happy she's out of pain, 'cause I love her and she's my friend.

My mother was a champion high-jumper. My three brothers are basketball players. We've all been very athletic.

Anybody who says, "Look, John, I'm a politician. Don't believe a word I say," is a friend of mine.

Never give up. In the end it'll all be worth it.

I see my parents a lot more often, but what I liked about the challenge of my part was I got to have those little kid feelings of being the daughter, and then switching and being a Mom.

Everyone grows old but not everyone grows up.

I don’t abstract from anything.…I am involved with real space, the room itself, real light, and real surface.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.