Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.

It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

What's with that?” Butters screamed, his voice high and frightened. “Just covering his head with his arms? Didn't he see the lawyer in the movie?

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.

Getting rich is easy and staying rich is hard

Simplicity, good taste and grooming are the three fundamentals of good dressing and these do not cost money.

Always take a job that is too big for you.

Writing is the only profession where nobody considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. Money is like an arm or a leg; use it or lose it.

Pastors and missionaries (need) to know God and to find in him a Treasure more satisfying than any other person or thing or relationship or experience or accomplishment in the world.

I deny nothing, but doubt everything.

Every man bears the whole stamp of the human condition.

Do not try to do everything. Do one thing well.