Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

All I want in my life is-My mind to Think and My body to Run.

Hatred is an affair of the heart contempt that of the head.

If people really want to find you, they find you.

People around the world are confusing the therapeutic value of self-expression with permission to manipulate others with their wounds.

In the class that I teach at one University, I stress that my one-word definition of politics is money. You can't name a subject matter that money doesn't touch.

I tell you, in my opinion, the cornerstone of democracy is free press - that's the cornerstone.

Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.

Things go wrong all the time; you can't be precious about it.

I feel uncomfortable because I'm insecure about who I am.