Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

Do not allow your life to keep pouring out and reducing without converting it to tangible products.

In any story where solutions to mysteries are found, there should always be at least one mystery which remains unsolved.

Tell the truth through whichever veil comes to hand, but tell it.

Worry is a complete cycle of inefficient thought revolving about a pivotal fear.

If all of us acted in unison as I act individually there would be no wars and no poverty. I have made myself personally responsible for the fate of every human being who has come my way.

I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of misunderstandings." -from the Fox-

I've heard it for years, if you're very successful you can't run for high office, especially for President.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Optimists think that this is the best of all possible worlds; pessimists fear they are right.

Joy requires one to be awake, Adjusting the heart's ambience to bright. Some prefer the dark, as is their right, On grounds of agony, and to forsake Not only bliss, but all that's blessed by light.