Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Some things, when they change, never do return to the way they once were. Butterflies for instance, and women who've been in love with the wrong man too often.

I write music, it’s performed. After all, my music says it all. It doesn’t need historical and hysterical commentaries. In the long run, any words about music are less important than the music.

The staff, stage managers, ushers all behaved as if they respected the actors.

Hardly anything works out as well as we hope.

I am all astonishment.

You'd be surprised how hard it can often be to translate an action into an idea.

Choosing a hard-to-guess, but easy-to-remember password is important!

I trust you with my life. I'm pretty sure I love you. But more importantly, I like you.

You only see what your eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be?