Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

No one's dream job involves a kiosk.

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

The very existence of libraries affords the best evidence that we may yet have hope for the future of man

There is a germ of revolt lying in the spirit of inquiry and critical curiosity.

I think that New York is not the cultural centre of America but the business and administrative centre of American culture.

I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.

Most people would rather sit on a plane for two hours than spend two days on a train, but there's nothing comparable to taking a relaxing rail journey with your family or good friends.

I have a Christian worldview and so it shapes the way that I view issues. I don't apologize for that, and I don't think people of faith ought to shrink away from being in the public arena.

I play every game like it's going to be my last.

True brokenness is a lifestyle - a moment-by-moment lifestyle of agreeing with God about the true condition of my heart and life - not as everyone else thinks it is but as He knows it to be.

Faith enables many of us to endure life's difficulties with an equanimity that would be scarcely conceivable in a world lit only by reason.