Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Your toaster’s a puff.

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life

For long-term success, invest 5-10% of your time each day and 5-10% of your income each month in increasing your wisdom.

Whenever you are given two choices, look out for the third option.

Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar.

Despite the obvious qualifications of all of Jesse's other sons, God appoints the unlikely David to become the king of Israel.

T.V. acting is a great skill to have, and it's nice to have that stability.

Pain is inevitable as long as you are identified with your mind.

My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.

The one thing finished in this hasty world.

I've always wanted to try new things because it's exciting and it keeps you active and alive.