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St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

St. John Morris Quotes: "Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day."

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

St. John Morris Quotes: "Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink."

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

St. John Morris Quotes: "You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!"

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

St. John Morris Quotes: "A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp."

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

St. John Morris Quotes: "Your toaster’s a puff."

Your toaster’s a puff.

St. John Morris, The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

St. John Morris

Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.

St. John Morris