Basic science provides long-term benefits for ourselves and our fragile planet and should be supported by all the world's societies.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you.

Great directors can understand the staging in such a way that can make a scene come alive. Others have a certain way of pacing the scene.

Stop wishing for things you complain you have not, and start making the best of all that you've got.

Man errs, till he has ceased to strive.

Its unbelievable, I cant even describe it. To be a big part of bringing the World Series the first World Series ever to Houston is just tremendous.

Arts and sciences are not cast in a mould, but are found and perfected by degrees, by often handling and polishing.

My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness. It's quiet.

I think when you are younger you bounce back quicker from knocks.

I don't believe in doing collections anymore.

The idea of a perfect vacation is not working or not having to work and having no appointments.