Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

You have everything you need inside of you to create anything in your life that you desire.

It is vain to try to sacrifice once for all one'syouthful ideals.

As the wall between advertising and content erodes, the aptitude required to understand the functions and design of media content becomes more complex.

I got really lucky when I found somebody that I want to be friends with forever.

No matter what you look like or think you look like, you're special and loved and perfect just the way you are.

I'm not going to get on any anti-corporation soapbox to an extreme level.

I'm no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing.

The Holy Ghost is not a Sceptic, and He has not inscribed in our hearts uncertain opinions, but, rather, affirmations of the strongest sorts.

The Universe is on the side of Justice

Dive into the sea, or stay away