As we take our places in the General Assembly and at the Council meetings, let us begin all our work in the name of God, for the solution of all our problems is a spiritual one.

Why can't the Arabs and Jews resolve their disagreements at the conference table like good Christians?

It is time the Arabs and the Jews sat down and settled this dispute in the true Christian spirit.

I don't know whether Jews can behave like good Christians, but Muslim Arabs certainly cannot.

The ides of March are come.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Trees are good for contemplation. Plato and Aristotle did their best thinking in the groves of olives and figs around Athens, and Buddha found enlightenment beneath a bo or peepul tree.

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

The whole HTML validation exercise is questionable, but validating as XHTML is flat-out masochism. Only recommended for those that enjoy pain. Or programmers. I can’t always tell the difference.

I tend to be the one that breaks the mold most often, and thus, I tend to be the one with a lot of outtakes, songs that don't make the record.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him.

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.