As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Brushing the clouds away from my eyes, I see clarity in the raindrop and beauty in the first ray of morning sun...Life is strange and wondrous...

The big, shoe-thumping fellow continues as a dark thunderhead to threaten all unrepentant non-Communists with hail and thunder.

Alexander McQueen... The fashion world has not only lost an icon but we have also lost a very special friend.

It's really hard to even talk about the internet without seeming instantly corny.

The past was a dream wasn't it? And who ever remembers dreams?

If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.

Poverty, chastity, and obedience are extremely difficult. But there are always the graces if you will pray for them.

Most arguments with teenagers are setups. Your darling, simply stated, is manipulating you.

Cultivated people should be superior to any consideration so sordid as a mercenary interest.

Let go of what you think life should be so you can experience the life you have.