Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

God has called us to something vastly bigger than our happiness or that of our children.

Laughter is the stubborn reward of grim times.

He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You can't prove anything about a program written in C or FØRTRAN. It's really just Peek and Poke with some syntactic sugar.

We can't behave like people in novels, though, can we?

I feel like the cosmos implies mystery, or infinite secrets.

When your science runs into a policy roadblock, all of a sudden the science starts to disappear.

There are lots of jobs in search of talent. And there's lots of talent in search of meaningful work.

I don't feel the breath of a thousand people over my shoulder.

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.