Anywhere I hang my heart is home... it's just the closet that keeps moving.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment.

Why should people pay good money to go out and see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together.

Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

You can always say, 'I wish I had landed that triple flip better, or I wish I didn't fall.' They're not regrets, just mistakes.

It does not matter how many books you have, but how good the books are which you have.

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

A lot of kids only know 'E.T.' from the digitally-enhanced version.

I don't have to live the roller coaster other people live with my life. It's hard because people try to have an effect.

I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.