Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Wake up & Smell The Hot Chocolate ! ~ Eddie Havens

How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.

I showed that privacy was an implicit right in Jewish law, probably going back to the second or third century, when it was elaborated on in a legal way.

I haven't hit the bestseller list, but I consider myself one of the luckiest writers in the world, and this is mainly because of Grub Street.

Never shall I recollect the occasion he gave me of displeasure, without feeling it renewed.

Plenty of people want to be pious, but no one yearns to be humble.

Give others freedom to be themselves. Appreciate the differences between their ways an yours.

It's all about knowing the balance, because I like to remain somewhat of a mystery. You need to have that, you know what I mean?

I don't have a normal life.

Our population and our use of the finite resources of planet Earth are growing exponentially, along with our technical ability to change the environment for good or ill.