An author's characters do what he wants them to do.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

You always want to be better than you are. No matter what, I think that's important.

To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.

You have to fall in love with the process of becoming great.

People can't measure the amount of heart you have and how much you're willing to fight for something.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I think if you're a good high school player that you have the ability to be a good college football player. If you're a good college football then you have the ability to be a great NFL player.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Ever since I could read, I’ve wanted to write a book. I never thought I had anything to write about. Maybe you don’t think this is worth writing about. But this book isn’t for you. It’s for me.

But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!

All children are born to grow, to develop, to live, to love, and to articulate their needs and feelings for their self-protection

There's another world out there just beyond the world we're in. It's just on the other side of that translucent, semitransparent surface.

Nothing affects the life of a child so much as the unlived life of its parent

That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?

Men live, and then they die. It is the quality of the process of living which matters, that and that alone.

The appearance of religion only on Sunday proves that it is only an appearance.

Animals weren't put on this earth to entertain us.