All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career.

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

It's all about self-esteem now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip-clubs?

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

You try not to have a favorite when you have sons or kids. Can't have a favorite. Can't let them know know if you do. I don't. I treat my main son and the other two exactly the same way.

In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story

If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

Seventy-two virgins - does that make sense to anyone? And it's an ancient religion, maybe it was misinterpreted? Maybe it's not 72 virgins, maybe it's a 7-foot-2 Persian.

I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.

We're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.

Nothing is more beautiful than to know all.

The most relevant misadventure that I had, as a kid, is when I remember being pretty convinced that leprechauns were real and that I was going to catch one.

A man does not plant a tree for himself; he plants it for posterity.

Buddhism leads you to the awareness that all things are holy. Everything is holy. The dark has its own light, in other words.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff.

The older I get, the more I feel that color is what painting is. Painting is primarily color.

I got a bunch of people together to talk about doing a lot and decided that I really want to throw my hand in and do as much as I can.

The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly.

When people get caught up with that which is right and they are willing to sacrifice for it, there is no stopping point short of victory.