All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you feel that you are going without go within

Hanging with people who make you feel unappreciated, for the mere sake of appearing to be popular, is the loneliest place to be.

The most painful emotions are better than none at all. Ironically, we make you human.

God does not require from you empty words or idle conversations

I think a lot of people would rather have more control over their life than less.

Prayer as a relationship is probably your best indicator about the health of your love relationship with God. If your prayer life has been slack, your love relationship has grown cold.

I will make a pact with you: I will do it if you will do it, always and forever. Take down the walls.

Some people think that as the Chinese economy becomes more and more capitalistic it will inevitably become more democratic

Only those who serve with love are able to protect!

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.