All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Life is knowledge, livin it is Succes!

We're having a good time. That's what I did last year. If you can't have a good time, you might as well stay home. I feel real good.

Every show could be the last one.

I believe, and that is that I am the strongest candidate to take it to the Republicans and win in November [2016].

The man who reads only for improvement is beyond the hope of much improvement before he begins.

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

I don't shoot many corporate or commercial jobs, but when you do, you had better have someone helping who has done it before.

There is obviously a power and a truth in action that doesn't lie, which words easily can do.

Love that well which thou must leave ere long.