Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Spirituality is about developing the inner sights by opening the third eye and the eyes of the heart.

Hope makes life worth living.

My pet peeve is when people criticize things when they're just trying to have a conversation.

The trumpet does not more stun you by its loudness, than a whisper teases you by its provoking inaudibility.

The true way to gain much is never to desire to gain too much.

To me, art is the glorification of the human spirit.

I can't tan naturally.

This is what people do in America. They get out. They demonstrate. They let their voices with heard.

If I grew up in a different background, I could see myself getting a gun and shooting an abortionist. That's my job, to imagine what could happen, what can make people go in different directions.

It is silliness to live when to live is torment, and then have we a prescription to die when death is our physician.