Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Jenny Eclair Quotes

Find the best Jenny Eclair quotes with images from our collection at QuotesLyfe. You can download, copy and even share it on Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Linkedin, Pinterst, Reddit, etc. with your family, friends, colleagues, etc. The available pictures of Jenny Eclair quotes can be used as your mobile or desktop wallpaper or screensaver.


Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards."

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.




Jenny Eclair Quotes: "People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry."

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.




Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish."

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content."

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.




Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls."

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast."

Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid."

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.




Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects."

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age."

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem."

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect."

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up."

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.




Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I don't think I'm successful."

I don't think I'm successful.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV."

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo."

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!"

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet."

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers."

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead."

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager."

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet."

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face"

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere."

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at."

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart."

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic."

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I am best viewed from a distance."

I am best viewed from a distance.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh."

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite."

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke."

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track."

If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job."

I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny."

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it."

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I've never been prudish."

I've never been prudish.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena."

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice."

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed."

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are."

My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I can't tan naturally."

I can't tan naturally.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation."

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore."

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable."

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.



Jenny Eclair Quotes: "As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking."

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.