After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I wept because from now on I will weep less. I wept because I have lost my pain and I am not yet accustomed to its absence.

All men are what they are by reasons of the laws they keep and the thoughts they think.

Now I know we have the power to incite change through the Internet - keep sharing our stories, our dreams, and our struggles.

You can get used to eating breakfast with a man in a fedora. You can get used to anything, my mother was in the habit of saying.

I give everything I have to give on the screen. I feel I don't owe the public anything else.

Tomorrow is the mysterious, unknown guest.

Vices that are familiar we pardon, and only new ones reprehend.

Real success means creating a life of meaning through service that fulfills your reason for being here.

Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.

That will be the position I will be in as long as I'm on earth--that is, seeking the right path that God would have laid out for me.