I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

The real youis much too big to be your own.

I don’t even have money for a cheeseburger!

The Lord looks on his servants with pity and not with blame. In God's sight we do not fall; in our sight, we do not stand. Both of these are true, but the deeper insight belongs to God.

Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.

If God is the master of the universe, then what are we? The slaves of the universe? If so, let each man become proud Spartacus!

I can't ignore someone that's in need or is hurting. How can people just turn their heads from something like that.

I'm very lucky, I do have an amazing husband.

I don't see how a young American can vote for, well, can vote for a Democrat.

I wish I was CEO of 4chan instead