Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

The passionate heart touches the sky. The meditative mind enters it.

The power of crowd sourcing always remains with the crowd, not the technological implementation.

I hate cats. But this cancer cat made me feel bad, so I was like, Okay, I'll take her back to L. A. and give her her last six months of pain-free life.

When I reached C Company lines, which were at the top of the hill, I paused and looked back at the camp, just coming into full view below me through the grey mist of early morning.

It is harder to hide the feelings we have than to feign the ones we do not have.

I know I'm always rooting for the underdog in a fight, and I love to be constantly surprised.

I don't think massification and globalization and all those other 'izations' are necessarily hostile to regionalism.

TV is just advertising for your live gig, so I'm playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd.

Those bad times are important. They give you a chance to practice, listen, take stock, have a life, get your feet back on the ground, and maybe you'll live to tell the story.

Past violence is detrimental to our present action, and it is not in the name of principles that we denounce it, but in the name of efficiency.